For me, and I suspect a significant proportion of other RSS users, the language of the headline plays a major part in whether or not I read the article. I have tried to reflect that in the headlines I choose for this site. However every once in a while you see a headline that just has to be shared (the granddaddy of them all surely must be 'Keegan fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman'). So, without further ado, here is this week's Headline of the Week: