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iPhone coming to UK, but not for another 7½ agonizing weeks


Iphone Three

Well. Most of the rumours have proved to be true. The carrier of the UK iPhone will indeed be O2, and apart from O2 shops (including the recently-acquired The Link shops) the only independent retailer will be Carphone Warehouse. The phone will be identical to the $399 8GB US model.

As of 1pm GMT the only major Mac website reporting on this is TUAW. Some places still haven't got their act together - O2's official iPhone page was briefly visible at 11am GMT but has since been unavailable for over two hours since. Funnily enough Carphone's iPhone page is live and kicking.

The iPhone is priced at a surprisingly reasonable £269 (inc. VAT). Prior to the launch some people were predicting as much as £600! Tariffs start at a not-quite-so-reasonable £35 per month for 200mins/200texts with £45 for 600mins/500texts and £55 for 1200mins/600texts for the heavier users. All plans include unlimited internet usage. There is also apparently a deal with WiFi Hotspot outfit The Cloud, who specialise in providing paid WiFi access in pubs, restaurants, and city centres. The Cloud have a Hotspot finder here. The biggest news is probably the lack of 3G. This is allegedly due to the high power costs of using 3G on a mobile device. So we're all stuck with O2's currently-being-upgraded EDGE network, although for those of us who don't live or work in a major city don't care too much about 3G anyway. O2 have a website to check coverage in your part of the UK.

I can't wait to place my order :D
Posted on 18 September 2007, to Apple | Mobile | News | Technology
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This post isn't about Twitter


Okay, I lie, it is ... kind of. Mike over at industry watcher TechDirt has an interesting article on the demise of Tello and corresponding rise of Twitter. As is the norm for TechDirt, the article is a densely-packed single head-expanding paragraph with very little 'fluff'.
Posted on 21 March 2007, to Internet | Technology
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MacBook Pro battery growing pains


A few days ago I noticed my 9-month-old MacBook Pro seemed to be wobbling slightly while I was typing. Since I use the laptop on my dining table I initially thought I had trapped either a coaster or the power lead underneath. However after a quick investigation I discovered that my battery was bulging out from the bottom of the machine! It might not be that obvious in my blurry photos, but it's the white pouch inside the battery that has expanded and forced the cover upwards.
Mbp Battery1-1
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Given the recent reports of a spectacular MacBook battery failure I decided the prudent course would be to operate the laptop solely on mains power for a while!
Posted on 16 March 2007, to Apple | Site News | Technology
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Airport Extreme 802.11n setup problems - solved


So ... the Airport Extreme 802.11n base station (mentioned last week) arrived safely. On the same day I received a new LaCie Porsche Design 320GB USB hard disk (don't laugh, this drive had the best dollars to gigabytes ratio out of all the major vendors' offerings). I was too busy to do anything with the equipment for the first few days but eventually found an hour to set it all up. Little did I know how much more time I would need ...

A little background first. My current setup consists of an Airport Express in my living room connected to ADSL and a stereo. I have a Canon MP750 multifunction printer but it's upstairs in the study meaning I have to take my MacBook Pro upstairs to print anything. I wanted to connect the printer wirelessly, but without running very long cables from the living room to the study. Also due to rapidly shrinking free hard disk space on my laptop I have lately been wanting to install a network hard drive, so when the Airport Extreme (from now on referred to as AEN) was announced it looked like just the thing since it would also solve my printer problem. My plan was to connect the AEN to the printer and a USB hard drive, while continuing to use the Express downstairs for the ADSL and stereo.

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Connecting all the appropriate cables was very simple - just a power cord each for the hard drive and the AEN and a USB cable between them. Inserted the CD that comes with the AEN and installed the software. Beyond this point I was expecting a mostly-automated configuration via Airport Utility which 'just worked'. Unfortunately Airport Utility assumes you are setting up a new network and doesn't seem to allow for joining an existing one. This meant I had to configure it manually...

Two days later, and many boring hours trawling the internet, I am finally done. It's been a long and arduous journey! And not at all what I've come to expect from Apple gear. What follows is a brief description of the problems I encountered.

The actual setup
You might recall that I wanted to keep my Airport Express in its current role and add the new AEN to connect the printer and hard drive. Now I foolishly assumed this meant I should use the AEN to extend my existing network and wasted a couple of already-scarce hours troubleshooting the faulty setup. Once I finally realised that I needed to use a WDS network and set the Express to WDS Main mode and the AEN to WDS Remote mode things started to look up - a little. While both Airport units were visible on the same network, I couldn't see my hard drive. After more research on the Apple 802.11n forums I came across several recommendations to reformat the hard drive to fix non-visible drive issues. Following this advice I connected the drive directly to one of my Mac's USB ports and formatted it as Mac OS X Extended (not journalled) and - Eureka! - the drive was now visible in Airport Disk Utility and could be mounted with the name 'AirDisk'. The light on the AEN was still flashing orange, but I didn't care. Success! Or so I thought ...

Teething problems
One of the first things I did was to start copying my iTunes library to the newly mounted AirDisk. This was something I wanted to do anyway to free up some space on my laptop hard disk and I thought I could get a feel of the AirDisk's speed while copying many gigabytes of data. Within the first few minutes I knew what the speed felt like - it was pretty slow. Don't get me wrong - I knew I only had an 802.11g Mac but my transfer speed was only around 3.1 MB/sec, nothing like the almost 7 MB/sec which 54Mbps 802.11g should be capable of. Nevertheless I left it churning away and left it for an hour or two. However when I returned I found a dialog box saying the AirDisk had disconnected, and my file copy had been aborted.

Things went downhill from this point. Now nothing seemed to work. :( I couldn't re-mount the AirDisk even though I could see it with Airport Disk Utility. The AEN was behaving extremely erratically, disappearing from the Airport Utility panel before mysteriously reappearing some time later. I could reboot everything and the network would seem to work but the AirDisk was still not mountable. Then 10 minutes later the network would fall apart again. It was all quite annoying.

After much head-scratching, I eventually figured out that the network dropping out after a few minutes was the sort of thing that would happen if two devices on the same network are both acting as DHCP servers. Searching through the Internet panel of the AEN configuration screens I finally noticed a drop box to disable 'internet sharing' and activate 'bridge mode'. Bingo! This solved the dropped network issues, AND it turned the AEN light to a solid green.
Internetsharing-Bridge

But my AirDisk was still not working. At this point I began wondering if the drive had suffered some kind of catastrophic failure in its first day of use.

It eventually occurred to me to disconnect the AirDisk from the AEN and reconnect it to my laptop. The only reason I didn't do this earlier was the fact that I had only formatted the drive a couple of hours earlier! But once I connected the drive, lo and behold, nothing. It didn't show up in the Finder. I proceeded to check the drive with Disk Utility and immediately discovered the problem:

Verify and Repair disk “AirDisk”
Checking HFS Plus volume.
Checking Extents Overflow file.
Checking Catalog file.
Invalid sibling link
Volume check failed.

Error: The underlying task reported failure on exit

1 HFS volume checked
1 volume could not be repaired because of an error
This 'invalid sibling link' could not be fixed by Disk Utility. I looked it up on Google but found precious little relevant information. Luckily the mighty DiskWarrior was up to the challenge and was able to fix the problem. One directory rebuild later, and the AirDisk was magically mounted on the Mac's desktop! I disconnected it from the Mac and plugged it back into the AEN via a USB hub. I remounted it wirelessly using Airport Disk Utility and everything now seems to be hunky-dory. Hopefully I'm not tempting fate by saying that. Watch this space.

The Printer
Getting the printer to work was pretty straightforward. Trying to print to my old printer profile resulted in a 'printer not found' error, but simply re-selecting my printer in the 'Bonjour' submenu of the print dialog box created a new working profile. I made that my default profile before deleting the old one. Job done. (Although my printer is a multifunction I don't expect scanning to work wirelessly and haven't bothered to test it).

Results
Well, I finally have the exact setup I was hoping for. My Airport Express is connected to the living room stereo and AirTunes works flawlessly. The Express is also sharing the ADSL signal. The AEN is upstairs connected to an unpowered USB hub which is in turn connected to my printer and the new hard drive. Everything is working, and I don't have any cables running through my walls! I'm very pleased. One thing I would mention to anyone contemplating this is that I took the opportunity to rearrange my iTunes library and copied 15GB of music to the AirDisk before adding it all to iTunes (iTunes was not set to copy files and not to keep the library organised). Since the files wouldn't be moved I figured that adding them to the library wouldn't take too long. Oh boy was I wrong about that - determining gapless playback over 802.11g for 15GB of music took around 14 hours! It all worked without dropping any connections though, so hopefully that's a good stress test of the AirDisk. One thing I have noticed is that the hard drive doesn't seem to spin down, and although it doesn't bother me this is something I would expect to be addressed by a firmware update. Some people claim that not spinning down reduces the life of the hard drive but - given that modern drives have a MTBF measured in hundreds of thousands of hours - I'm not one of them.

Despite complaining about the speed I should add that the system is still highly usable. iTunes plays over the 802.11g network just fine. Movies and music videos seem to play without problems. I am still experimenting with iPhoto but others have reported success. I've also copied a lot of stock photography to the AirDisk and despite a slight pause while the custom icons are displayed the responsiveness is excellent. I have also set up nightly scripts to backup important documents to a folder on the AirDisk. As a laptop user I find the convenience to be well worth the price of the hardware. Not to mention freeing up dozens of gigabytes on my already crammed laptop hard drive.

Conclusions
This is a great product with excellent benefits for us laptop-as-sole-computer types who don't want to be constantly connecting and disconnecting wires. Having said that however the actual product has a distinct 'version 1.0' feeling to it. I don't consider my single Airport Express network to be particularly unusual but adding the AEN to it was unreasonably difficult. Airport Utility's automatic configuration needs to be significantly improved for this device to be truly accessible to your average consumer. Nevertheless, I still love it :D
Posted on 21 February 2007, to Apple | How To... | Technology
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iPhone frenzy


Indexhero20070109 Well, it's finally been announced, and it has far surpassed the expectations of even the most optimistic Apple fan! I wrote a lengthy piece about it on my mobile phone blog. I bet Bill Ray is feeling pretty foolish right about now :)
Posted on 10 January 2007, to Apple | Mac OS X | Mobile | News | Sony Ericsson P800 | Technology
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17" MacBook Pro in da house - one user's gripes


MBP from the frontIt's happened. I hinted at it several times before, but as of 7 days ago I am the proud owner of a new 17" 2.16GHz MacBook Pro with the 100GB 7200rpm drive. Once Apple announced the speed bump and price reductions across the line at the end of May I knew that it was time to splash the cash. Luckily for me the other half is a secondary school teacher, so we qualified for Apple's excellent education discount. Instead of paying £1900, we got the beast for a 'mere' £1750. Add in another £110 or so for a 1GB memory stick from Crucial (significantly better than the £200 Apple would have charged) and the grand total was around £1850. Not a small chunk of change by anyone's standards, but given that my venerable 667MHz Titanium Powerbook is definitely showing its age, it's a worthwhile buy.

Having had the machine for almost a week now, I can definitely say that the speed increase has been wonderful. Apps launch almost instantly. Spotlight is finally a useful tool. Web pages render with far more of that near-mythical 'snappy'. Programs that were as slow as molasses on the old laptop (Dreamweaver MX 2004 I'm lookin' at you) are now quite usable on the MacBook Pro even under Rosetta emulation. I am aware that these are all fairly subjective measurements, so as a test I whipped out my trusty old copy of DVD2OneX. The results were approximately what I expected, but it was still nice to see the results firsthand. Processing a 7GB DVD on the old Powerbook takes about an hour. Using the universal binary version of DVD2OneX on the MacBook Pro this now takes approximately 12 minutes! Absolutely fantastic, or as Jeremy Clarkson might say, "enough to give me a semi" :D

Despite all the good experiences of the last few days, there have been a few negatives. The MacBook Pro itself exhibits several of the problems reported by other people:

Heat
The MacBook Pro certainly gets quite hot. After a few hours of casual use the left palm rest gets very warm - not uncomfortable but enough to make your palm a bit sweaty! Also the strip of case between the keyboard and the screen (just above the air vent) gets extremely hot, to the point where extended contact is certainly uncomfortable, and even slightly painful. I have yet to run any lengthy CPU-intensive tasks, but I plan on remedying that situation in the next day or two. As long as it doesn't get any hotter than it is now I think it is fairly warm but acceptable.

MBP gap is wider at either endWarped screen case
The case around the screen exhibits a slight warp when the lid is closed, i.e. when it is closed the gap between the screen and the body of the laptop isn't even. The gap is noticeably wider at the front corners of the machine than it is at the central latch area, i.e. perhaps 0.75mm at the latches and 1.5mm at the corners. This is also apparently a fairly common problem, but other than the slight annoyance of a cosmetic flaw in a £1850 laptop, it doesn't really bother me.
MBP gap is wider at front [Update: while taking these photos I've now concluded that the screen warp has at least partially corrected itself. As you can see from the photo above it is still noticeable, but it is not as bad as it was when I first unpacked the laptop.]

MBP + Tibook screens fully openedOther screen issues
I had previously noticed the new (compared to the Powerbook) hinge design during my last visit to an Apple Store. While I can see the logic of the new design in that it reduces the depth of the laptop, I wasn't so happy to find that I could no longer really use my laptop while standing up because the screen cannot fold back nearly as far as my Powerbook. This results in me having to bend down to properly read the screen.

Secondly, despite Apple offering a choice between glossy and matte screens, the matte screen of my MacBook Pro is noticeably glossier than the Powerbook's. Not a huge deal, but something I noticed immediately.

The third issue is the new hinge mechanism. It is far looser than the hinge on my almost-4-year-old Powerbook. Admittedly the MacBook Pro's screen glides very smoothly and is easily adjusted with a light push from a single finger while the Powerbook screen takes two hands to adjust (one to move the screen and one to hold the base of the laptop to stop it moving!). However there is a flaw - if you lie down on your back in bed or on a sofa with your knees bent, putting the MacBook Pro on your lap results in the screen falling down and closing itself! This was a feasible (and fairly comfortable!) position with my old Powerbook.

My final quibble is with the (admittedly cool) keyboard backlighting. This seems to be somehow connected to the ambient light screen brightness controller, in that when the keyboard backlight automatically turns off after a few minutes of non-use (despite being set to never turn off) the screen also gets significantly dimmer. I suspect that the light from the keyboard backlight is affecting the ambient light sensor for the screen brightness, so when the keyboard backlight switches off, the screen dims due to reduced ambient light. This may be the intended design, but I find it quite distracting.

MBP return key too smallTiny return key, and other keyboard annoyances
I haven't seen anyone else mention this yet, but this is annoying the crap out of me. The return key on the MacBook Pro keyboard is positively tiny compared to one on the Titanium Powerbook. This is evidently so they could squeeze in an extra key (more on that later). I'm hoping that I will get used to the tiny key, but after a week it is still a bit of a lottery which key I will actually press when going for the return key. More often than not it is the backslash key. In fact the whole keyboard is taking some getting used to.

MBP tilde key now next to shift keyFor some inexplicable reason Apple have also decided to move the tilde (~) key and replace it with a new key (which produces the § and ± symbols). Now I don't have a problem with this, but it certainly fucks up application switching. In the past we used command-tab to cycle forwards through applications, and command-tilde to cycle backwards. This was great when the tilde key was above the tab key, but is not so great with the tilde key's new position. It also screws up window switching within an application (command-tilde).

Strange noises
One of the major issues reported by hundreds of different users has been strange noises coming from their MacBook Pros. Most commonly this is reported as a high-pitched whine coming from the base of the screen, possibly from a power inverter. Others have reported a 'mooing' noise which seems to be related to a misaligned fan. I, of course, have a completely different noise :) What I get is a white noise/static sound coming from the right speaker. it sounds exactly like a vinyl record player on high volume when it is in between tracks on the record (i.e. a kind of hissing and popping noise). The noise lasts for around 5 or 10 seconds. It has only happened 5 or 6 times so far, almost always when I am booting the laptop or waking it from sleep. Rather worryingly, these are two things I rarely do - the laptop is usually powered-on and on a table 24/7. Strangely enough the strange noise has also occurred once when I was booting under Windows XP via Bootcamp. This makes me wonder if it is a hardware fault, rather than a speaker driver problem. The noise isn't solely restricted to bootup and waking from sleep though. I've also heard it once when launching an application. For me this noise is a show-stopper. If I cannot find a fix for it I shall be returning this machine.

Closing thoughts
I should note that this is far from a complete review of the 17" MacBook Pro. I'll leave that to others. This piece simply states my impressions of the laptop after a week of use. I should add that despite my extensive moaning above, this is far and away the fastest and slickest laptop I've ever used. It is, on the whole, a hell of an improvement on my aged Powerbook. The MacBook Pro looks great, and the performance is simply stunning. I will probably even get used to the keyboard eventually. It is just that for the hefty price tag I want a perfect machine. That means a laptop that doesn't get too hot to touch, doesn't have no stinkin' warped screen, and absolutely, positively, does not make inexplicable noises at seemingly random times.
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Interesting video interview with Derek Franklin


If you have half an hour to spare (as well as decent broadband, 1 megabit minimum), I would urge you to watch this video interview with Derek Franklin. Franklin is a longtime Flash author as well as the creator of Search Automator and WhoNu.com. Not only is the interview interesting (Franklin comes across as a very engaging fellow), but the quality of the h264 video is simply stunning and well worth a look if you are interested in this sort of thing. Quicktime 7 required.
Posted on 8 March 2006, to Internet | News | Technology
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MacBook Pro hissing noises explained


The Mighty Ars is once again first off the mark with an explanation of the widely reported hissing/humming noises made by the MacBook Pro.
Posted on 8 March 2006, to Apple | Technology
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More on MacBook To Buy Or Not To Buy


This story from TUAW makes me glad I waited a few more days before brandishing the plastic. Hissing CPUs and bandy screens are most definitely not acceptable in a circa-£1500 laptop. In the meantime I shall continue to monitor the situation, and cross my fingers for the speedy introduction of a Rev-B model. I shudder to think what will happen to Apple stock if it turns out that every single MacBook has this hissing problem, and unfortunately for Apple it appears that this is very likely (at least according to TUAW's admittedly-anecdotal evidence and reader comments on the same).
Posted on 23 February 2006, to Apple | Bereft of Reason | Technology
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OLED keys coming to the MacBook Pro?


Over the last couple of weeks I have pretty much decided that I am going to buy a MacBook Pro. All I've been waiting for were the first user reviews to start appearing on the web. The first have now started to appear, so it was only a matter of a few more days before I placed an order. But, as usual, it ain't that simple.

A new report from NewTechSpy suggests that Apple's next generation laptops will implement the OLED keys which we first saw on the Optimus mini keyboard. The idea is that Apple will replace all the function keys with OLED displays and also add three new OLED buttons on either side of the trackpad. This is supposed to happen as early as January 2007, which is blindingly cool, but remember this is still just a rumour. On the other hand it would certainly fit with Apple's reputation for adopting innovative new technologies.
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Posted on 23 February 2006, to Apple | Entertainment | Mobile | Technology
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Max OS X tablet for sale


Mac TabletAn enterprising outfit named ThePlaceforitAll.com is selling these modified-to-order OS X tablet PCs on eBay. The tablets are based on a 1.33GHz G4 iBook with 512MB RAM and a 40GB hard disk. They swap the original screen for a touch-sensitive screen and stylus, although sadly the screen they use is not compatible with OS X handwriting recognition software Inkwell. They do suggest a couple of third party software solutions, but you'd think for a starting price of US$1500 they'd throw both of 'em in! It's also worth noting that the screen does not appear to rotate but is instead fixed in place. Via The Register.
Posted on 12 January 2006, to Apple | Bereft of Reason | Technology
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The new MacBook, and why everyone should have one


MacBook ProCometh the moment, cometh the MacBook
It's finally here - the much anticipated Intel-based Apple laptop! Despite December's rumour frenzy, the first portable Intel Mac was NOT the iBook. With an all-new dual core Intel processor running at 1.67 or 1.83 MHz and supporting up to 2 GB of RAM this is by far the fastest Apple laptop ever. Connectivity is via a Firewire 400 port, two USB 2.0 ports, Gigabit Ethernet, Bluetooth 2.0, 802.11g WiFi and optical audio input and output. The MacBook also ships with hard drives ranging from 80 to 120 GB at speeds of 5400 and 7200 rpm and comes with a built-in dual-layer DVD-RW/CD-RW drive. The machine boasts a 15.4" 1440 x 900 resolution display with VGA and dual-link DVI output powered by a ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics processor, as well as a backlit keyboard with ambient light sensor and stereo speakers. As this is the first Mac laptop officially supported by Front Row it also comes with Apple's new remote control. The MacBook retains its predecessors' vaunted 1" thickness and weighs in at 5.6 lbs. On the software side Apple's usual full-featured package is included, with OS X Tiger, iLife '06, Front Row, and PhotoBooth all featuring prominently.

IsightNew hardware
Although the big news is the new dual-core Intel Core Duo processor (formerly known as 'Yonah'), the new MacBook also features an iSight video-conferencing camera built into the upper bezel of the screen. The bezel appears to be wider than previous models, presumably to house the camera's innards. This new mini-iSight is said to have the same specifications as a full-sized iSight, i.e. VGA resolution and auto-focus. Despite the relatively low resolution, the iSight image quality is widely considered to be superb (especially with some extra software). The laptop also benefits from high-end ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics and a dual-link DVI connector for that 30" Apple Cinema Display we all secretly lust after. Apple have dropped the PCI card compatibility in favour of the smaller PCI Express - which is a mixed blessing given the lack of PCI Express cards currently available.

Indexmagneticanim20060109Power? No trip!
Apple are making a big deal of the new MagSafe power connector, which is a magnetized power connector which easily pops out if someone tugs (or trips over) the power cord. Whilst I've never had my PowerBook fly off my lap due to someone tripping over the power cable, it's a thoughtful design touch which embodies Apple's attention to the little details.

Yonah! Yonah! Yonah!
The Register has a nice round-up of the dual core Yonah processors here, but essentially the range includes the top-of-the-line 2.16GHz T2600, the 2GHz T2500, and the two chips used by the MacBook Pro, the 1.83GHz T2400 and 1.67MHz T2300. It seems sensible to assume that Apple opted for the two lower-speed chips due to volume requirements.

The BIG question
Can it run windows software at near-native speeds? No one seems to know. You might remember that Apple said this should be possible, but then again we never know when Apple will try and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. If there is a way to maintain their exclusivity and alienate thousands of customers, I'm sure Apple will find it! Hopefully there will be no surprises, and Windows apps running at native speeds will be in our futures. Personally, I look forward to the day when I can hurl that slug known as Virtual PC into my virtual trash!

The Hyperbole
APPLE RELEASES FASTEST NOTEBOOK EVER! Or so proclaims MacRumors. They seem to have missed the fact that while Apple's high-end offering uses the 1.83MHz Core Duo, there is already a 2.16GHz version (the T2600) available in stores now. Nevertheless, expect much cheering for this new laptop (kind of like what I'm doing now :) ).

How much?
£1,429 (US$1,999) for the base model. It may seem like a slightly high price tag, but given the Core Duo competition it's not overly outrageous, especially when we consider that some features that used to cost extra are now standard across the line (Bluetooth, Airport, Superdrive, we're lookin' at you). Some Windows-based Core Duo laptops are significantly less expensive, but are missing a raft of features and software. Windows machines with similar specifications are possibly slightly less expensive, but it's still a coin toss depending on what features a user is looking for.

Intelcoreduochip20060109 Core Duo here, Core Duo there, Core Duo everywhere
There's a nice roundup here, but with just a little research we see that the MacBook isn't priced out of the ballpark when compared to other Core Duo laptops, especially when we consider the added value provided by the iLife package and other Apple standard features.

For instance, the just-announced Acer Aspire and Travelmate laptops start at $1,500 and $2 grand respectively. The high-end model has a slightly higher resolution screen, more RAM and a bigger hard drive, but is otherwise not too dissimilar to the MacBook except it is heftier by exactly 1 pound.

Aspire 5670 will be available in a few different configurations starting at $1499, but the flagship model will feature 2GB of DDR2 memory, a 120GB hard disk, and an ATI Mobility Radeon X1400 graphics controller pushing a maximum resolution of 1200 by 800 to the 15.4-inch display.

The TravelMate 8200 notebook offers similar specifications to the Aspire 5650, including the same new camera functionality and system tools, but ships with superior 512MB ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics delivering a resolution of 1680 by 1050 to its 15.4-inch screen

Dell's Inspiron 9400 is another Core-Duo-sporting laptop with a 2 grand starting price, although for this price you also get a 17" screen (this is Dell's only dual core offering). On the downside the thing is 1.6" thick and weighs 8 lbs.

Customers can opt for either an Intel Core Duo processor T2500 (2GHz) or a T2400 processor running at 1.83GHz. The unit's 17-inch widescreen display has a standard maximum resolution of 1400 by 1050 but a 1600-by-1200 UXGA option also is available. The Inspiron E1705 features NVidia's latest 256MB GeForce Go 7800 graphics controller, 802.11a/b/g Wi-Fi, a 60-100GB 7200-rpm SATA hard disk, and an optional USB 2.0 TV tuner that is compatible with its Windows Media Center Edition 2005 operating system.

For a low-end Core Duo system we turn to Gateway, whose dual core offering is the S-7510N at a base price of $1,150 which includes Windows XP and Microsoft Works. For that bargain price you get the slowest Core Duo processor, the T2300, a mere 40GB hard drive, a 15.4" 1280x800 screen, lousy onboard Intel graphics, no DVD burner or dual-layer DVD capability, no remote control, no camera and no Bluetooth. You do however get 512MB RAM, a modem, 4 USB 2.0 ports, and an integrated media card reader. Unfortunately it's also a bit of a brick, at a portly 1.31" thick and weighing 6.32 lbs.

Whatsinside1Inch20060109Conclusions
The MacBook is a winner. This is a cutting edge laptop in terms of both design and speed without compromising its svelte 1" form factor. While I am sorely tempted to buy one RIGHT NOW I am trying, with difficulty, to restrain myself until there is an updated model to allow the inevitable kinks and bugs to be ironed out. I'd still like confirmation that it will indeed run Windows apps at near-native speeds, but given Apple's previous statements it seems likely that it will. If I was into rating things I'd give this beauty a 9 out of 10, but I'm not so let's just call it awesome :D . The only negatives that I can see is the lack of an internal modem and lack of Firewire800, and those are pretty minor quibbles in the grand scheme of things. In my eyes the price is perhaps 10% more than a comparable Windows-based laptop, but the Apple extras - slick design, iLife integration, security and lack of malware - make that extra money well worth spending.
Posted on 11 January 2006, to Apple | News | Technology
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Is that a mouse in your PC card slot?


Mogo MouseBTThis slick new mouse was featured on TUAW today. It's a Bluetooth mouse which slots neatly inside a laptop's PC card slot. The mouse also recharges via the slot. Finally a use for that wasted space in my Powerbook! The mouse has a small kickstand which flips out, and apparently the buttons are on the bottom of the mouse, so that pressing down the body causes a click (the lower end of the mouse is the front). It doesn't look particularly comfortable, but is still seems to be a great idea for those of us who aren't so keen on trackpads and have an unused PC card slot. The mouse is set to be introduced next month at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.

Via TUAW, who had it from Engadget, who got it from Uber-Review, who give credit to GearLog (even though the article appears to have vanished from GearLog). Don't you just love blogs? :) In a strange twist of fate, GearLog is a blog from the editors of DigitalLife magazine :shock:
Posted on 23 December 2005, to Mobile | News | Technology
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FlashPoint ShareDrive - thumbdrive with a brain


FlashpointNow this is a good idea - a USB2 thumbdrive "with a brain". Just like any other thumbdrive, this device can be plugged into a computer's USB port and used to store data. Nothing amazing - yet. The kicker is that you can also plug into a non-computer USB-capable device and copy data to and fro! Just imagine - digital camera full but no computer handy to unload some pics? Simply use your camera's USB cable and plug it into the ShareDrive. With the press of a button you can now remove images from the camera! Ditto for mobile phones. The setup appears a little fiddly since users are required to move files into specially named 'load' and 'save' directories so that the ShareDrive knows what to copy, but hey it's a lot better than the alternatives. The drive is available in sizes up to 2GB.
Posted on 29 November 2005, to Technology
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Another stupid patent, do we need 'em?


Techdirt are reporting that Microsoft have been granted a patent on Kazaa-style music playlists. The relevant US Patent Office document weighs in at a hefty 43 pages, but one essential paragraph caught my eye - it is a series of example playlists that will be possible with this "invention":

  • "My favs—All 4 and 5 star rated songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, Sort: UserRating
  • "My favs—64 Mb worth of 4+5 star rated songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, LimitFilter=64 MB Sort: UserRating
  • "My favs—128 Mb worth of 4+5 star rated songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, LimitFilter=128 MB Sort: UserRating
  • "My favs—One CD-R worth of 4+5 star rated songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, LimitFilter=630 MB Sort: UserRating
  • "My favs, that I've not heard of recent"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, Sort: UserLastPlayedTime
  • "Workday 100—Favorite Weekend songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, Limit items to 100 Sort: UserPlaycountWeekend
  • "Weekend 100—Favorite Weekdays songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, Limit items to 100 Sort: UserPlaycountWeekday
  • "Caffinated 100—Favorite Late Evening songs"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating>70, Limit items to 100 Sort: UserPlaycountNight
  • "Recently Aquired Music"Filter: Type=audio, UserLastPlayedTime=
  • "Recently Aquired Music (Yet to be rated)"Filter: Type=audio, AquisitionDate=
  • "Songs I've not heard of recent"Filter: Type=audio Sort: User Rating, then UserLastPlayedTime (strongest sort)
  • "Songs not yet rated"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating=
  • "Sucky music—Songs I dislike and should delete"Filter: Type=audio, UserRating=<10 Sort: Album, then Artist (strongest sort)
  • "Songs with digital rights management"Filter: Type=audio, Protected=Yes Sort: Album, then Artist (strongest sort)
  • "Songs other users like"Filter: Type=audio, ServiceRating>70 Sort: UserRating
  • "My Kazaa Music—All of it"Filter: Type=audio, PathFilter Contains "Kazaa"Sort: Album, then Artist (strongest sort)
  • "My Kazaa Music—Recently Aquired"Filter: Type=audio, PathFilter Contains "Kazaa", AquisitionDate=
  • "Hi-Res video clips"Filter: VIDEO_VIDEO_WIDTH>300 Sort: Title
Just hang on a second there. Even glossing over the fact that these playlists were implemented in Kazaa at least as far back as September 2002, and this Microsoft patent originated in September 2003, several of these playlists, including the very first one, are identical to iTunes smart playlists. Even if one argued that Kazaa wasn't very widespread (and thus somehow unworthy as 'prior art') you can hardly make the same comment about iTunes. Granted, some of the other playlists listed in the patent are not possible in iTunes, but surely there should be some acknowledgment that significant parts of this "invention" are already in common usage. It's akin to someone coming along and patenting the idea of using arrow keys on a wireless controller to change TV channels.

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There really should be a rule about patenting ideas that have been already implemented in commercially available products :P (Apple's idiotic and futile 1988 GUI lawsuit against Microsoft comes to mind). Seemingly ignorant decisions like this one by the US Patent Office are what drive some Europeans to question the usefulness of software patents. I'd even go so far as to say that if a company cannot keep an idea secret long enough to patent it and bring it to market, then the idea is clearly so bleedin' obvious that it shouldn't be patentable. Does anyone agree?
Posted on 7 September 2005, to Apple | Bereft of Reason | Mac Audio | Technology
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HP no longer in the iPod business


It was bound to happen. HP and Apple both confirm the end of HP's iPod reseller deal. Yet again, Rob Enderle must be feeling pretty stupid.
Posted on 30 July 2005, to Apple | Bereft of Reason | Mac Audio | Technology
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-- Entertainment --

Shoulders of giants


Great quote from a Slashdot comment today:

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants."

- Isaac Newton

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders."

- Hal Abelson

"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet."

- Brian Reid
Posted on 24 July 2005, to Entertainment | Technology
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Password assistant


I've used Keychain Access for quite a while now, both to store logins and passwords for websites and for personal information such as banking and identification details. So it was a bit of a surprise when I finally clicked that key-shaped button next to the password field: Password Assistant Pretty nifty, especially in this day and age when ordinary people have to come up with more and more non-trivial passwords.
Posted on 22 July 2005, to How To... | Internet | Mac OS X | Technology
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NASA TV online


NASA have announced that live coverage will henceforth be broadcast on the internet! This is great news - and given NASA's purpose seems eminently appropriate.
Posted on 16 July 2005, to News | Technology
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Developers' Intel-Macs much faster than expected


AppleInsider published a fascinating article yesterday, which contained some great information about the speed of the $999 for-developers-only Intel-based Macs. My favorite part:

"It's fast," said one developer source of Mac OS X running on Intel's Pentium processors. "Faster than [Mac OS X] on my Dual 2GHz Power Mac G5." In addition to booting Windows XP at blazing speeds, the included version of Mac OS X for Intel takes "as little as 10 seconds" to boot to the Desktop from when the Apple logo first displays on screen.

SlashDot discussion here.
Posted on 14 July 2005, to Apple | Mac OS X | News | Technology
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Why Apple Really switched to Intel


David K Every posts a response to a recent Ars Technica article. I read the Ars article when it appeared a few days ago and had ambivalent feelings, but after reading Every's insightful report I'm convinced he's right. Well worth a read!
Posted on 14 July 2005, to Apple | Technology
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Sasser virus author sentenced, informants collect $250K


A teenager creates two of the bigger viruses of recent times, Sasser and NetSky, and gets off with 21 months probation, 30 hours community service, and a job. Meanwhile two of his mates collect $250,000 from Microsoft for turning him in. Does anyone else think that these three friends have done pretty well out of this?
Posted on 8 July 2005, to Bereft of Reason | News | Technology
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Google Maps UK updated!


The internet colossus known as Google has finally got full resolution satellite imagery of the United Kingdom! Check it out. Truly amazing stuff.
Posted on 23 June 2005, to Internet | News | Technology
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How to beat the competition


Buy up your competitors' product suppliers, and then axe those products which your competitors relied on. Sounds unlikely you say? Not if you are Microsoft. Further discussion on Slashdot.
Posted on 23 June 2005, to Bereft of Reason | Entertainment | Technology
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Home made laptop batteries


Roll your own for around half the price.
Posted on 23 June 2005, to Apple | How To... | Mobile | Technology
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Mac Mini essential extra


Mini MateMicroNet have announced a particularly drool-worthy Mac Mini accessory, essentially an extra hard drive and a port replicator in a Mini-like case. The device comes in flavours ranging from a US$149 80Gb model to a US$499 400Gb model, with the US$249 250GB model having the best gigabyte-to-dollar ratio.


Posted on 26 April 2005, to Apple | News | Technology
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Heinlein estate - evil moneygrubbers or benevolent patrons?


I read this Boing Boing article today with mixed feelings. On the one hand I have been a huge fan of late Robert Heinlein for over 20 years and have read and enjoyed every one of his books. On the other hand I think since his wife Virginia died there have been some questionable decisions motived by nothing more than a quick buck. Anyone who's seen Starship Troopers 2 will attest to that! ;)

Back to the point - it appears that a relatively small publisher (their biggest names appear to be George R R Martin and Janny Wurts) is printing a 46 title collection of Heinlein's work entitled "The Virginia Collection". The price for this gem? A mere US$2,500. :shock: With a limited print run of 5000 we're looking at gross sales of US$12,500,000.

So ... is someone making money hand over fist here? Or is there something else going on? The obvious question is "where is the money going?" It appears to be (and I fervently hope it is) funding The Heinlein Prize - a trust fund that is dedicated to advancing "commercial space activity" (in light of Heinlein's sympathies this likely means 'non-governmental space activity' rather than 'for-profit space activity'). The trust has announced a US$500,000 prize to the first winner, but somewhat suspiciously there are as yet no nominees. Have the trustees not heard of SpaceShipOne's success in the X-Prize?

I will accordingly reserve judgment until they do actually hand out some money, although it does look authentic - there is even a Russian version of the site which makes sense if you have read any of Heinlein's non-fiction.


Posted on 8 April 2005, to Bereft of Reason | Entertainment | Technology
-- Apple --

PowerBook Motion Sensor goodness


If you have a recent PowerBook with Apple's motion sensor, check out this series of software for some amazing, albeit frivolous, demonstrations of it in action.


Posted on 6 March 2005, to Apple | Mac OS X | Technology
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Intel demos Mac mini lookalike


Hey! That looks familiar!


Posted on 4 March 2005, to Apple | Bereft of Reason | News | Technology
-- Entertainment --

Mac Mini in a Lexus


How cool is this?


Posted on 26 February 2005, to Apple | Entertainment | Mac Audio | Mobile | Technology
-- Apple --

Sonos on a Mac


A while back I drooled over the Sonos Digital Music System - it appears that there have been reports of problems with Mac compatibility, but they've now been fixed.


Posted on 21 February 2005, to Apple | Mac Audio | Technology
-- News --

PC makers desire OS X?


It's been mentioned in a few other places over the last couple of days, but this ArsTechnica article provides some insight. If true, this will be huge.


Posted on 15 February 2005, to Apple | News | Technology
-- Digital Imagery --

4.4GB photographs


Gadget Lounge picked up a truly amazing Wired story (try and ignore the hideously annoying audible flash adverts) :evil: . The photos are actually taken with 4000 dpi film and then scanned with a 4000 dpi scanner to produce a 4 gigapixel image. Each photo fills up an entire DVD!


Posted on 7 February 2005, to Digital Imagery | Technology
-- Entertainment --

That sounds better on my suitcase


This week's sign that the Apocalypse is nigh: Boom Bags.

I love this bit:

In addition, the bags include a microphone input with separate volume control. Anyone doing presentations can use their suitcase to provide speakers and amplification for a multimedia program, and for live narration at the same time.

I can see it now - we'll all be taking our empty suitcases to presentations :) .


Posted on 2 February 2005, to Bereft of Reason | Entertainment | Mac Audio | Technology
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OS X on PocketPC


This is pretty cool.


Posted on 17 January 2005, to Mac OS X | Mobile | Technology
-- Mac Audio --

Ultimate digital music


Sonos RemoteAlan Graham at the O'Reilly Developer Weblogs had a write-up today of the best non-Apple products from the recent MacWorld. The one that he is most enthusiastic about is the Sonos Digital Music System. He's not wrong! This thing is truly lustworthy.


Posted on 15 January 2005, to Mac Audio | Technology
-- Mac Audio --

HP iPod doomed?


AppleInsider are reporting today that HP have refused to order any more iPods until they resolve a potential future pricing dispute. The article mentions that during the fourth quarter of 2004 HP iPods accounted for only 7% of total iPod sales. Rob Enderle must be feeling pretty stupid.


Posted on 15 January 2005, to Mac Audio | News | Technology
-- Entertainment --

Security Cameras on Google


BoingBoing today mentioned a fascinating Google hack which locates unsecured webcams. Just plug the following term into the Google search box. Note that Safari does not support JPEG streaming - use FireFox instead. Note that you can pan and zoom the camera by clicking the controls on the left!

inurl:"ViewerFrame?Mode="

This discussion also produced a couple of variations on the theme:

inurl:"MultiCameraFrame?Mode="
inurl:/view/view.shtml?videos=

Posted on 5 January 2005, to Entertainment | Internet | Technology
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MacTheRipper defeats ARcoSS


Last month I mentioned the new ARcoSS protection scheme appearing on some DVDs in Europe. At the time I said there were no Mac DVD rippers which could defeat ARcoSS, but that the MacTheRipper team were working on it. Well, they've done it :) . MacTheRipper version 2.6 includes, among other things, the ability to rip ARcoSS discs.


Posted on 20 December 2004, to Mac OS X | Mac Video | News | Technology
-- Mobile --

3G networks? Pffft - 4G is coming


Unwired reported on DoCoMo's 4G tests today. The plan is for 1 Gbps mobile transfer rates. Apparently field trials will begin in early 2005, but given how much money the European mobile carriers have already spent on largely unused 3G bandwidth I'm not confident we'll be seeing 4G in Europe anytime soon. This C|Net report predicts commercial 4G services by 2010.


Posted on 18 December 2004, to Mobile | News | Technology
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BitTorrent, analysed


The Register today published a very interesting scientific paper analysing BitTorrent as used via Suprnova.


Posted on 18 December 2004, to Internet | Technology
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20GB Digital Mind


DMC 8270One of my preferred Mac news sources, MacMinute, today reported on Digital Mind's DMC 8270 20GB audio jukebox.

I'm not too sure why this particular digital music player gets featured on a Mac news site in preference to countless other players, but let's just say the name caught my eye ;) .

But wait ... just take a look at that thing! Is it just me or is that possibly the ugliest digital music player you've ever seen? There are enlarged images here and here. The specifications sound okay - the ogg support is noteworthy, and the voice recording and decent battery life might attract some people. The price is also pretty good. But ... please! Take another look at that thing! Perhaps it's just a really bad mock-up, but this thing looks suspiciously like it was made in someone's garage. The screen isn't even in line with the its body!
Posted on 14 December 2004, to Bereft of Reason | Mac Audio | Technology
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Archiving with Medical-Grade DVDs


MacInTouch had an interesting reader submission recommending Verbatim's MediDisc DVDs. Supposedly these are used for medical imaging and are certified for longevity.

I'm reproducing the entire entry here since by tomorrow MacInTouch's link will have broken:

I work in a small post-production studio and we use DVD media for archival purposes every day. Our brand of choice for Data archive is Verbatim's little known "MediDisc" line of DVD media. This media is DICOM certified for use in long-term medical records storage (including medical imaging) for compliance with HIPPA requirements.
Yes, the media is significantly more expensive than the consumer-grade 100pk DVD-R/+R spindles typically available at retailers such as WalMart & Best Buy, but is saving a buck really worth it when it comes to long-term data integrity?
Furthermore, we store the DVD discs in Tyvek disc envelopes (the same that Apple is now using for software distribution in packages such as Final Cut Pro HD) and place them upright in a light-tight storage container. Tyvek envelopes are currently regarded as the best storage option for protection of CD/DVD recordable media. Information Packaging is a good source for these envelopes.

Note that these DVDs aren't actually all that much expensive. I've seen them listed at a few places for as little as US$70 for 50 packs. Granted, a lot of those shops have been out of stock...


Posted on 14 December 2004, to Mac Video | Technology
-- Mobile --

Treo 650? P910? Something else?


The recent arrival of the Sony-Ericsson P910 has made me think about upgrading my P800, but I've been reading more and more intriguing things about the Treo 650. However today's Gizmodo review of the Treo has tilted the balance back towards the Sony-Ericsson side of the fence. There are still things I don't like about the P910 though, notably reliance on Sony's MemorySticks. Perhaps I'll wait for the P1000.


Posted on 10 December 2004, to Mobile | Sony Ericsson P800 | Technology
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YA iPod Killer


G-Mini XS 200 Yet another iPod Killer - Gizmodo had an insightful report on Archos' new G-Mini XS 200 digital music player. I particularly liked the comparison of the relationship between Apple and Archos with the relationship between OS X and Linux. The Gizmodo article linked to a more complete review. Engadget also covered it, but went with C|Net's review instead.


Posted on 9 December 2004, to Apple | Mac Audio | News | Technology
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iPod killer


MEGA View 561 John Dvorak reports on X2's MEGA View 561. This device sounds great, think of it as the fusion of the iPod photo with TiVo. It looks good too - and all for US$399, although versions with larger hard drives would be welcome. Oddly enough, this device is smaller in every dimension than the Archos Gmini 400 but it has a 3.5" screen as opposed to the Gmini's 2.2". It's also quite a porker - it weighs in at about 50% more than the larger Gmini.


Posted on 9 December 2004, to Apple | Mac Audio | Mac Video | News | Technology
-- Technology --

5 megapixel compact cameras


My in-laws have asked me for buying advice regarding 5 megapixel compact cameras. Unfortunately other than very occasionally downloading images from a Minolta Dimage X at work (someone else takes the photos), I have next to no experience with them. A bit of googling turned up quite a lot of reviews of individual cameras, but the most recent multiple camera comparison I found was from June 2003. Not so useful. Write-ups of something called the 2004 DIMA Digital Camera Shootout were mildly useful but lacked comparisons. Luckily I noticed in NetNewsWire today that Janet Tokerud over at Tech Ronin had written up a short comparison. Just what I was looking for! A review by a regular user who's opinion I feel I can trust.


Posted on 1 December 2004, to Technology
-- Mac Video --

New DVD player


The old Hitachi HTDK170 suddenly stopped working recently. For once a device of mine failed just before the guarantee ran out, rather than just after! Argos were very good about replacing it - it only took a few minutes and what's more they gave me an improved version - the HTDK185!! Not only does the new player have a built-in Freeview decoder, I discovered today that it recognises miniDVDs! In fact it was the same miniDVD that failed to play on the old HTDK170. The new player even put up a graphic saying 'miniDVD' when I inserted the disc.


Posted on 23 November 2004, to Mac Video | Technology
-- Apple --

Black Magic PB G4


How cool is this? With the white paint on the front rim of my PowerBook starting to chip away, I'm tempted to give it a try (if I wasn't so scared of cocking it up!)


Posted on 22 November 2004, to Apple | Technology
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Ripping a DVD, defined


I noticed in my RSS feed today this CultOfMac entry about Shepmaster's 'Ripping a DVD' tutorial. CultOfMac have also posted a rebuttal by one Alexander Malov.

The cause of this misunderstanding is a misuse of terms. 'Ripping' a DVD is merely copying a DVD to your harddisk - something you cannot do via drag and drop due to the CSS encryption on the DVD. As well as decrypting CSS, a good ripper should also remove any Macrovision protection and DVD region coding. Modern rippers like YadeX and MacTheRipper can also remove the more recent RCE protection. If you live in Europe, you also have to worry about the newly implemented ArccOS protection system. As far as I know, the only ripper able to defeat ArccOS is the next version of MacTheRipper, which is due Real Soon Now™.

What Shepmaster's tutorial is describing is ripping a DVD, followed by re-encoding the very large (usually 5 to 8 gigabytes) ripped DVD's mpeg2 video and (usually) ac3 audio streams into a much smaller 3ivX video and AAC audio file. This final file isn't playable on a normal DVD player, and is usually sized (by controlling the bitrate of the 3ivX) to fit onto 1 or 2 CD-Rs. On a 667MHz G4 I would expect this process to take anywhere from 12 to 24 hours.

What Alexander Malov's rebuttal is describing is ripping a DVD, followed by transcoding the mpeg2 video stream into another, lower bitrate, mpeg2 stream (small enough to fit onto a single layer 4.7 gigabyte DVD-R), and burning it onto DVD-R with Toast. This final disc is playable on a normal DVD player. On a 667MHz G4 I would expect this entire process to take about 2 hours.

Also worth noting is Alexander Malov's final comment suggesting DVDBackup. I simply cannot agree with this. MacTheRipper and YadeX are both well-supported, full featured, modern rippers. 0sex (that's a zero) is a slightly obsolete ripper but useful for its imaging functions. DVDBackup is irrelevant these days. All the other rippers can do everything DVDBackup does, but DVDBackup cannot remove RCE or ArccOS and has reported problems on OS X 10.3. I've personally experienced this problem, but to be fair it seems to only affect people who did upgrade installs of Panther.

But I digress ... the basic issue here is that Shepmaster's tutorial, despite being extremely thorough, has a misleading title. The tutorial itself is superb but strictly not for