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Hitler: “The press is the enemy of the people!” Stalin: “The press is the enemy of the people!” Mao: “The press is the enemy of the people!” Donald Trump: “The press is the enemy of the people!”

About 3 months ago from Mikel Jollett's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

A problem with May’s article in today’s Telegraph is she assumes the country will ‘come back together’ if her deal passes. This is nonsense. One obvious point: the causes of brexit were not in general anything to do with the EU, therefore leaving it will solve nothing.

About 3 months ago from Brian Cox's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Did you see this vid? Brie and Sam have received Korean Folk paintings on scroll and SHE IS SUPER CUUUTE ❤️❤️@CaptMarvelNews @CaptMarvelBR @brielarsonhq twitter.com/oddnasty…

About 4 months ago from a to z's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

REPUBLICANS [to Cohen]: You acted unethically! COHEN: Yes, that's what I'm saying. For Trump. REPUBLICANS: You lied! COHEN: Uh, huh. Yep. About Trump. REPUBLICANS: You did shitty things! COHEN: Totally. For Trump. REPUBLICANS: COHEN: REPUBLICANS: This exonerates Trump.

About 4 months ago from Mikel Jollett's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

My 3 year old deploys politeness as a weapon. “You need to be asleep now.” “No thank you, dadda. I am awake thank you.” And then talks to himself, half awake and half asleep, like a child in a horror movie. “No. I am Ash. I am a little boy.”

About 4 months ago from Neil Gaiman's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Proper MP. Proper person. Why are there so few of them? twitter.com/Channel4…

About 4 months ago from Hugh Grant's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

This isn’t okay and can, frankly, go fuck itself. twitter.com/blake_th…

About 4 months ago from Nish Kumar's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

I’ve been through about ten revisions of this tweet, trying to remain civil, but I am finding it hard to contain my anger at Theresa May. I’ll settle on near-criminally irresponsible. She is focused entirely on keeping her party together irrespective of the real-world damage. twitter.com/SkyNewsB…

About 4 months ago from Brian Cox's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Fun with drones #42 intersects with The human condition: The insanity of school drop off by car And the need for #uncommonsense pic.twitter.com/F3zr… #kissnride

About 4 months ago from Prof Ray Wills's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Some fun stats from product sidehustle land 👇 Since March 2015 2695 hours 1.8 hrs/day average 3-ish products ~2800 sales $139,208 revenue post fees $81,767 expenses $21/hour 🤔 This must be why most people share only the revenue numbers #open

About 4 months ago from Swizec Teller's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

59 MORE SLEEPS UNTIL NO FOOD OR MEDICINE EVERYONE pic.twitter.com/t4LY…

About 5 months ago from Nish Kumar's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Got to hang with these guys last night. ⁦@VictorGreen21⁩ and @LawrenceTaylor⁩. LT couldn’t stop talking #WestWing. I couldn’t stop talking ‘86 ⁦@Giants⁩. Didn’t sleep much. #JoeNamathCharity ⁦@BethpageGolf⁩ pic.twitter.com/pAdY…

About 10 months ago from Richard Schiff's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

@radowitzky57 Ian Bone, it wouldn't be hard for someone to find out where you live and come and visit you for a nice, cosy chat

About 10 months ago from John Smith's Twitter via Twitter for Android

Tim you *might* get your wish at 3.30... although I can't promise that Africa will make an appearance! The suspense...😬 twitter.com/thoughto…

About 10 months ago from Steffan Powell's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

Over 3 million #PlayStationVR headsets have now been sold around the world. Thank you for being a part of our PS VR community! pic.twitter.com/uBUy…

About 11 months ago from PlayStation Europe's Twitter via Spredfast app

Gamer Stuff: Destiny 2. Yes, I completed the Grind.................💥 pic.twitter.com/fQfY…

About 11 months ago from ICE T's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Yep twitter.com/stevesch…

About a year ago from Richard Schiff's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

@thoughton Hi Tim, thank you for the suggestion. Sorry to hear that you find this frustrating. We'll be sure to pass your comments across to our developers & product teams to let them know you'd like the option to be taken directly to the app. Thank you for your feedback.

About a year ago from BBC iPlayer's Twitter via Salesforce - Social Studio

@thoughton We do not have a CSV export add-on, but some users have gotten it working, e.g. gist.facetwp.com/?fw…

About a year ago from FacetWP's Twitter via TweetDeck

18.5.80 @JDNOPICS @JD_Central #iancurtis pic.twitter.com/nItv…

About a year ago from AndyPidge's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Blocking a few more people that are not racist, but...

About a year ago from Gary Lineker's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

TODAY: Sarah Vine has ten niggling questions about the Royal Wedding... ...sorry, ten NAGGING questions. Dodged a bullet there. Phew! You thought we were going to say NIGGling again. Dirty word, NIGGling. DIRTY word. DIRTY. DIRTY NIGGling. pic.twitter.com/ijNI…

About a year ago from The DM Reporter's Twitter via Tweetbot for iΟS

MacOS: “Your disk space is almost full” Also MacOS: “Hi! I’ve cached 23GB of your iCloud photo library and downloaded a 6GB OS installer you didn’t ask for”

About a year ago from ‍•'s Twitter via Tweetbot for Mac

At a certain point you run out of language strong enough to describe and condemn the president's bigotry. It's vile.

About a year ago from Chris Hayes's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

That's the first good laugh I've had today ! May I ask what sort of Christianity you espouse ? twitter.com/Dani_El_…

About a year ago from John Cleese's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Dad...? pic.twitter.com/Zpn2…

About a year ago from The DM Reporter's Twitter via Tweetbot for iΟS

Just the two of us. pic.twitter.com/CYEU…

About a year ago from Patrick Stewart's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Thrilled to be here. Opening panel for 20th Anniversary of Good Friday Agreement. #Belfast #GFA20 @BillClinton @Davidkeoghan pic.twitter.com/Yd7L…

About a year ago from Richard Schiff's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

@thoughton You're welcome! Adding a custom extension mapping might help save some time until you make the switch. pic.twitter.com/Xd5f…

About a year ago from BBEdit's Twitter via Twitterrific for Mac

Some pictures of the photoshooting I took with @ImrielCosplay as Delirium from Sandman 💛💚💙💜🖤❤️💙 @neilhimself #Sandman pic.twitter.com/l0NU…

About a year ago from LazyDaisy's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

@thislukesmith I feel like this sums up my feelings nicely. pic.twitter.com/PGPM…

About a year ago from BW V's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

PROFILE: Gary Oldman’s doing quite well at the moment. Time for us to take him down a peg or two. Who the fuck does he think he is? pic.twitter.com/efMH…

About a year ago from The DM Reporter's Twitter via Tweetbot for iΟS

A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush. pic.twitter.com/XonA…

About a year ago from Chris Bramwell's Twitter via Twitter for Android

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

About 2 years ago from Ed Miliband's Twitter via Twitter for iPad

@thoughton @VanessaOnAir Got to love the Jeremy Vine show!

About 2 years ago from Chris Ellis's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

That one time the @BreitbartNews thought that @Podolski10 was either a refugee-smuggling gangster or a refugee pic.twitter.com/631H…

About 2 years ago from DW News's Twitter via Twitter Media Studio

Make no mistake. When Donald Trump loses election or is impeached he will incite these most fanatic supporters to violence. twitter.com/richard_…

About 2 years ago from Richard Schiff's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Let's be clear... just talk for now. twitter.com/kingsthi…

About 2 years ago from Richard Schiff's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

I agree with @jimalkhalili . Irresponsible and highly misleading to give the impression that there is a meaningful debate about the science. twitter.com/jimalkha…

About 2 years ago from Brian Cox's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

I think it is crystal clear @Mailchimp - .ru email addresses are spambots and you should implement measures to stop them subscribing.

About 2 years ago from Yvonne A ★ MC/Celebrant/Designer's Twitter via TweetDeck

My wife's gone away to a health farm for a week. I've already lost 7lbs.

About 2 years ago from Hugh Laurie's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

The default "hello world" boilerplate that you get from Facebook's new Create React App tool is 129MB. Welcome to the dumpster fire.

About 2 years ago from Ryan Paul 🍞's Twitter via TweetDeck

Trump's 1st month in office includes: Golf—25 hrs Foreign relations—21 hrs Tweeting—13 hrs Intel briefings—6 hrs wapo.st/2lEjaOj pic.twitter.com/j8UG…

About 2 years ago from Kyle Griffin's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

.@piersmorgan Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

About 2 years ago from Big Green Bookshop's Twitter via TweetDeck

Manchester City Council sent this piece of beauty to someone recently: pic.twitter.com/w5jw…

About 3 years ago from George Zacharopoulos's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

One In five Brits think Donald Trump might be POSSESSED swnsdigital.com/2016… #DonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/mN66…

About 3 years ago from digitalhub's Twitter via TweetDeck

Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album pic.twitter.com/UKSL…

About 3 years ago from Happy Nut's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Best two tweets ever? pic.twitter.com/v1AN…

About 3 years ago from matt roxburgh's Twitter via Twitter for Android

When you're half way through your haircut and the barber tells you he is from Turkey. pic.twitter.com/6nR2…

About 3 years ago from Dale's Twitter via Twitter for Android

VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine

About 3 years ago from the library haunter 🦉🎄❄'s Twitter via Twitter Web Client

yeah. totally. are you? pic.twitter.com/FCXV…

About 3 years ago from Saved You A Click's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

presented without comment pic.twitter.com/8S5R…

About 3 years ago from Saved You A Click's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Thanks for the kind wishes on this, my Wikipedia birthday

About 3 years ago from richard ayoade's Twitter via Tweetlogix

How about this one? Which famous Shakespearean quote is this? #Shakespeare400 #TheArtofStorytelling pic.twitter.com/Bzqw…

About 3 years ago from 72Point's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

To mark #Shakespeare400, we've made some dingbats out of famous Shakespearean phrases. We'll start with an easy one: pic.twitter.com/CFah…

About 3 years ago from 72Point's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

Download 67,000 Historic Maps (in High Res) from the Wonderful David Rumsey Map Collection goo.gl/ANjKlW pic.twitter.com/y4BK…

About 3 years ago from Open Culture's Twitter via TweetDeck

"We'll rebuild the Death Star. It'll be amazing, believe me. And the rebels will pay for it." —Darth Trump pic.twitter.com/y25L…

About 3 years ago from Judge Don Willett's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Oh, now he's interested in privacy. twitter.com/ReutersI…

About 3 years ago from Edward Snowden's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

Sorry for break in tweets. I came on as a sub for Millard. Other subs were Anderson for Millington and Hollingsworth for Wright

About 3 years ago from Sleaford Town FC's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Breaking: @HouseGOP believes in magic but not climate change. twitter.com/daveweig…

About 3 years ago from Mark Takano's Twitter via TweetDeck

Lolng @theJeremyVine desperately trying to create some controversy.6 days ago
A 7px outlook-only spacer. Saving for posterity. <!—[if mso]><div style="mso-line-height-rule:exactly; line-height… https://t.co/GNxV7aSw1E13 days ago
RT @thoughton: @LastPass Hey @lastpass your website is STILL broken: https://t.co/cCtmCQfOv326 days ago
Hey @AskPayPal trying to pay fees to @testiemailtest using guest checkout. Your idiotic guest payment form claims m… https://t.co/WbE743J3Ln26 days ago
Thought For the Day … the main reason @apple airpods are worth £200 is as a discreet way to block out the inane dri… https://t.co/rfm9GQJJWb41 days ago

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