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Lootboxes, at the very least, need to tell you the drop rate before you open. Imagine if every single time you went to the bathroom, you didn't know if you were gonna poop or pee. So you stand up and the poop just falls out your butt onto the ground. That's what lootboxes are.

About 2 weeks ago from Ace Watkins's Twitter via TweetDeck

@thoughton No, sorry, we don't have such a feature. We think that it's not a good idea to embed fullscreen websites on other sites, and we highly recommend simply mapping a domain or a subdomain if you want the visitors to see the full version of a Readymag project.

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Hitler: “The press is the enemy of the people!” Stalin: “The press is the enemy of the people!” Mao: “The press is the enemy of the people!” Donald Trump: “The press is the enemy of the people!”

About 6 months ago from Mikel Jollett's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

A problem with May’s article in today’s Telegraph is she assumes the country will ‘come back together’ if her deal passes. This is nonsense. One obvious point: the causes of brexit were not in general anything to do with the EU, therefore leaving it will solve nothing.

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Did you see this vid? Brie and Sam have received Korean Folk paintings on scroll and SHE IS SUPER CUUUTE ❤️❤️@CaptMarvelNews @CaptMarvelBR @brielarsonhq twitter.com/oddnasty…

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REPUBLICANS [to Cohen]: You acted unethically! COHEN: Yes, that's what I'm saying. For Trump. REPUBLICANS: You lied! COHEN: Uh, huh. Yep. About Trump. REPUBLICANS: You did shitty things! COHEN: Totally. For Trump. REPUBLICANS: COHEN: REPUBLICANS: This exonerates Trump.

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My 3 year old deploys politeness as a weapon. “You need to be asleep now.” “No thank you, dadda. I am awake thank you.” And then talks to himself, half awake and half asleep, like a child in a horror movie. “No. I am Ash. I am a little boy.”

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Proper MP. Proper person. Why are there so few of them? twitter.com/Channel4…

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This isn’t okay and can, frankly, go fuck itself. twitter.com/blake_th…

About 6 months ago from Nish Kumar's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

I’ve been through about ten revisions of this tweet, trying to remain civil, but I am finding it hard to contain my anger at Theresa May. I’ll settle on near-criminally irresponsible. She is focused entirely on keeping her party together irrespective of the real-world damage. twitter.com/SkyNewsB…

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Fun with drones #42 intersects with The human condition: The insanity of school drop off by car And the need for #uncommonsense pic.twitter.com/F3zr… #kissnride

About 7 months ago from Prof Ray Wills's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Some fun stats from product sidehustle land 👇 Since March 2015 2695 hours 1.8 hrs/day average 3-ish products ~2800 sales $139,208 revenue post fees $81,767 expenses $21/hour 🤔 This must be why most people share only the revenue numbers #open

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59 MORE SLEEPS UNTIL NO FOOD OR MEDICINE EVERYONE pic.twitter.com/t4LY…

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Got to hang with these guys last night. ⁦@VictorGreen21⁩ and @LawrenceTaylor⁩. LT couldn’t stop talking #WestWing. I couldn’t stop talking ‘86 ⁦@Giants⁩. Didn’t sleep much. #JoeNamathCharity ⁦@BethpageGolf⁩ pic.twitter.com/pAdY…

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@radowitzky57 Ian Bone, it wouldn't be hard for someone to find out where you live and come and visit you for a nice, cosy chat

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Tim you *might* get your wish at 3.30... although I can't promise that Africa will make an appearance! The suspense...😬 twitter.com/thoughto…

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Over 3 million #PlayStationVR headsets have now been sold around the world. Thank you for being a part of our PS VR community! pic.twitter.com/uBUy…

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Gamer Stuff: Destiny 2. Yes, I completed the Grind.................💥 pic.twitter.com/fQfY…

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Yep twitter.com/stevesch…

About a year ago from Richard Schiff's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

@thoughton Hi Tim, thank you for the suggestion. Sorry to hear that you find this frustrating. We'll be sure to pass your comments across to our developers & product teams to let them know you'd like the option to be taken directly to the app. Thank you for your feedback.

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@thoughton We do not have a CSV export add-on, but some users have gotten it working, e.g. gist.facetwp.com/?fw…

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18.5.80 @JDNOPICS @JD_Central #iancurtis pic.twitter.com/nItv…

About a year ago from AndyPidge's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Blocking a few more people that are not racist, but...

About a year ago from Gary Lineker's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

TODAY: Sarah Vine has ten niggling questions about the Royal Wedding... ...sorry, ten NAGGING questions. Dodged a bullet there. Phew! You thought we were going to say NIGGling again. Dirty word, NIGGling. DIRTY word. DIRTY. DIRTY NIGGling. pic.twitter.com/ijNI…

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MacOS: “Your disk space is almost full” Also MacOS: “Hi! I’ve cached 23GB of your iCloud photo library and downloaded a 6GB OS installer you didn’t ask for”

About a year ago from ‍Stuart Gibson's Twitter via Tweetbot for Mac

At a certain point you run out of language strong enough to describe and condemn the president's bigotry. It's vile.

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That's the first good laugh I've had today ! May I ask what sort of Christianity you espouse ? twitter.com/Dani_El_…

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Dad...? pic.twitter.com/Zpn2…

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Just the two of us. pic.twitter.com/CYEU…

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Thrilled to be here. Opening panel for 20th Anniversary of Good Friday Agreement. #Belfast #GFA20 @BillClinton @Davidkeoghan pic.twitter.com/Yd7L…

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@thoughton You're welcome! Adding a custom extension mapping might help save some time until you make the switch. pic.twitter.com/Xd5f…

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Some pictures of the photoshooting I took with @ImrielCosplay as Delirium from Sandman 💛💚💙💜🖤❤️💙 @neilhimself #Sandman pic.twitter.com/l0NU…

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@thislukesmith I feel like this sums up my feelings nicely. pic.twitter.com/PGPM…

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PROFILE: Gary Oldman’s doing quite well at the moment. Time for us to take him down a peg or two. Who the fuck does he think he is? pic.twitter.com/efMH…

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A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush. pic.twitter.com/XonA…

About 2 years ago from Chris Bramwell's Twitter via Twitter for Android

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

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@thoughton @VanessaOnAir Got to love the Jeremy Vine show!

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That one time the @BreitbartNews thought that @Podolski10 was either a refugee-smuggling gangster or a refugee pic.twitter.com/631H…

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Make no mistake. When Donald Trump loses election or is impeached he will incite these most fanatic supporters to violence. twitter.com/richard_…

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Let's be clear... just talk for now. twitter.com/kingsthi…

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I agree with @jimalkhalili . Irresponsible and highly misleading to give the impression that there is a meaningful debate about the science. twitter.com/jimalkha…

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I think it is crystal clear @Mailchimp - .ru email addresses are spambots and you should implement measures to stop them subscribing.

About 2 years ago from Yvonne Adele ★ MC/Celebrant/Designer's Twitter via TweetDeck

My wife's gone away to a health farm for a week. I've already lost 7lbs.

About 2 years ago from Hugh Laurie's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

The default "hello world" boilerplate that you get from Facebook's new Create React App tool is 129MB. Welcome to the dumpster fire.

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Trump's 1st month in office includes: Golf—25 hrs Foreign relations—21 hrs Tweeting—13 hrs Intel briefings—6 hrs wapo.st/2lEjaOj pic.twitter.com/j8UG…

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.@piersmorgan Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

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Manchester City Council sent this piece of beauty to someone recently: pic.twitter.com/w5jw…

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One In five Brits think Donald Trump might be POSSESSED swnsdigital.com/2016… #DonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/mN66…

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Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album pic.twitter.com/UKSL…

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Best two tweets ever? pic.twitter.com/v1AN…

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When you're half way through your haircut and the barber tells you he is from Turkey. pic.twitter.com/6nR2…

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VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine

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yeah. totally. are you? pic.twitter.com/FCXV…

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Thanks for the kind wishes on this, my Wikipedia birthday

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How about this one? Which famous Shakespearean quote is this? #Shakespeare400 #TheArtofStorytelling pic.twitter.com/Bzqw…

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To mark #Shakespeare400, we've made some dingbats out of famous Shakespearean phrases. We'll start with an easy one: pic.twitter.com/CFah…

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"We'll rebuild the Death Star. It'll be amazing, believe me. And the rebels will pay for it." —Darth Trump pic.twitter.com/y25L…

About 3 years ago from Judge Don Willett's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Oh, now he's interested in privacy. twitter.com/ReutersI…

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